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It's true

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Sun, 20 May 2012 17:25:00 +0000

Your phone explains your sex life

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:14:00 +0000

Did you know.......

- People who use Android phones are more likely to have sex on a first date, 62 per cent, compared to 57 per cent of iPhone users and 48 per cent of BlackBerry users.

- Android phone users are also more likely to partake in one-night stands, 55 per cent, compared to 50 per cent of iPhone users and 47.6 per cent of BlackBerry users.

- At 72 per cent, Android users were also the most active on online dating websites, compared to 58 per cent of those with iPhones and 50 per cent of people who have BlackBerrys.

- iPhone users were most likely to date in the workplace with nearly 25 per cent saying they have dated a co-worker in the last five years.

- BlackBerry users were the most likely to consume alcohol on a first date — 72 per cent.

Source

Marriage Blues

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:43:00 +0000

A Father/Son Moment

A little boy was walking through the store with his father when he spotted the condom section. The boy then asked his father, "What are these?". The father explained what condoms were for and how they were used.

Then the little boy pointed at a package and asked, "Why are there three in this box?". The father replied, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." The little boy then proceeded to point to another package and ask, "Why are there six in this box?". The father replied, "Those are for college boys. Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

Still wanting to know more, the boy pointed at a third box and asked, "Why are there twelve in this box?". With a tear in his eye, his father looked at him and said, "Son, those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....."

Well it's true

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:46:00 +0000

Gets me through each work day

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Thu, 17 May 2012 04:57:00 +0000

Mandatory Offensive Post of the Week

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:43:00 +0000

Problem with your burger?

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:40:00 +0000

Click for full size.

Since the beginning, always winning

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Sun, 13 May 2012 23:00:00 +0000

This fucked up my whole morning

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Sun, 13 May 2012 19:27:00 +0000

My hallway wall. Cannot explain it. Had coffee and checked again, still there. :S

Vancouver as seen from Black Mountain

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Thu, 10 May 2012 06:53:00 +0000

Snapped this while taking a break on the slopes.

I see what you did there

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Wed, 09 May 2012 23:52:00 +0000

Sexy Kitteh Time

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Wed, 09 May 2012 20:17:00 +0000

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Mandatory Offensive Post of the Week

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Wed, 09 May 2012 18:25:00 +0000

Google Beats

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Tue, 08 May 2012 03:51:00 +0000

Go to Google Translate and then paste the following text:

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Select GERMAN as the "from" language and press the "listen" button. Trust me. Justincredible.

Tits R Us?

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Mon, 07 May 2012 22:24:00 +0000

I don't wanna grow up because baby if I did I couldnt be a Toys R Us kid. Oh, wait, on second thought...

Two handjobs for under $5

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Mon, 07 May 2012 02:18:00 +0000

Can't go wrong. Order now at INEEDAHANDJOB.COM

Wrap it up, boys

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Sun, 06 May 2012 22:17:00 +0000

Happy Star Wars Day

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:58:00 +0000

It's a simple question

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Wed, 02 May 2012 22:04:00 +0000

BlackBerry 10 is officially announced

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Tue, 01 May 2012 18:27:00 +0000

About butt fucking time, rimjobs.

Read the keynote from the BlackBerry World conference here. And good luck catching up to Android, which is now at 51% market share (number one!).

Damnit :(

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Tue, 01 May 2012 04:26:00 +0000

Truth in advertising

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:41:00 +0000

Sex, branded

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:17:00 +0000

Totally gonna get the WHAM BAM condoms done up. Thank you ma'am!

Mandatory Offensive Post of the Week

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 23:34:00 +0000

Continuing on with our twin towers theme from last week, this breaking news was just leaked to me.

Hey girls, the solution is simple

noreply@blogger.com (Justin Credible) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 04:23:00 +0000

Worked for me in 2 seconds flat.