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Mandatory Offensive Post of the Week
This post is more about speaking the truth than being offensive, but the language may piss you off. And of course, the truth often offends small-minded people too. Deal with it.
This is for all the confused LG's and LB's out there. Let me make this clear, in case there's any stupid bitches that think that just saying somebody's prejudice against them as a defence mechanism is going to work, fuck you. It's that simple, fuck you, this isn't against females or males.
If you try and even imply that, you're exactly the kind of person that should not be reading this and you need to just fuck right off.
Everything's so oversaturated by these little teenage girls who think that all males should be as devoted as this Romeo image sold by fairy tales like Twilight and those other cunt suck dick lick masturbatory aid films and books and TV and fucking EVERYTHING in mainstream media. Oh, what's that? You saw some guy on another girl's Tumblr page of some cute teeny bopper boy holding up a sign saying you're beautiful? Well, if you honestly believe anything these pussy pandering pricks say to try and get inside your Walmart slut panties then it would appear euthanasia is a great future choice for you. But shit, if you're one of those people you're not paying attention right now, you've already passed me off as a 'hater' or a sexist. Anyway, back to the point. If all you want is a nice guy who treats you nice, I should probably say go for a nice guy right? FUCK THAT. You won't. You friendzoned them anyways. And you will find some way to rationalize it.
"Those guys are boring" or "just my friend" or "I'm not attracted to him" or "he's such a nice guy", which would all probably fit extremely well with your moronic shallow attitude and objections. And those mythical Disney fairy tales you claim to want...well, those would be the guys to come the closest to that. But we all know if they were jerks, or already taken, or even gay, or not interested in you, you'd be all over them. Or even worse, you try to keep them on the back-burner just in case you don't find someone better. That is the ultimate cunt move. Also, you think douches who think that the fact they can actually string together a cohesive lie makes them nice? Nope. Being hurt by a girl in their past makes them nice? DOUBLE NOPE. Being used and abused by cunts does, however, make them assholes in the long run. That much is true.
So really, there's nothing you can do. Other than not being a stupid cunt looking for somebody that's been sold to you by someone elses story. Or your pathetic and destructive quest to find "the perfect package" LOL. Grow up. Stop looking for something that you think you want. Are human beings now a commodity like cars and cellphones? I won't even begin to explain the words "love" and "soul" to you. Your superficial plastic brains would melt into oblivion if I even attempted it.
Maybe, you know, try finding somebody that makes you happy? Yeah, that oughta work you completely brain dead crustacean cunts and pricks. Hey GUYS, do you pass off girls cuz they have small tits? Small ass? Too fat? Hey GIRLS, do you pass off guys cuz they're not tall enough? Rich enough? Or whatever-it-is-you-think-they-aren't-enough? You ARE the problem in the world if that's really how shallow you are. Sorry if my words are being incredibly insensitive. But whatev, they're the fucking truth and this is supposed to be an offensive post so suck it up like my cock. Now, are you ready for the reality check?
Let me ask you, what would happen if you found the person you think is so-called "perfect" from a purely shallow physical perspective and convince yourself to fall in love with them, and then that person gets in one big car accident and is deformed for life? WHAT WOULD YOU DO, IDIOTS? Would you stay with them forever, or would you look for something "better"? Be fucking honest! What the hell kind of relationship are you really in? Nothing on the outside matters, period. If you believe it does matter and rationalize it, good fucking luck. I feel sorry for your pathetic life.
Oh, and you had your heart broken when you were a whole fifteen years old? Oh shit, I apologize profusely and let me bring a tissue for your make up caked eyes. Of course by tissue I mean a four foot needle to maybe inject some fucking common sense into your head.
So here, relationship advice from Justin. Give up. If you want relationship advice, give up. Because you're not enough of a person yet to realize that it's going to take a lot of time and a lot of ball ache. Like wtf are you even doing trying to be in a relationship at your age anyways?? Under 25? STOP IT. Oh, one interesting side note, about ninety percent of nice guys are just the same as dicks, except intelligent enough to lie to you, so you hear what you want. You're damn fucking right most guys are dicks, just like most women are cunts. So as a species we balance out pretty well, let's just hope we can breed out you dumb fuck bitches and pricks who seem to be becoming all the more common.
OH, and where am I in all this? Shit, wouldn't you like to know. No I kid, I'm just a cunt watching from the sidelines who just seems more intelligent than he really is because what he says gets seen by more people than normal OR maybe really is more intelligent because other guys are too afraid to speak up in front of you. But see, IDGAF. You judge, I laugh. I know a real person when I see one. It ain't most of you.
Dry up your tears over some prick or bitch fucking you over, and use it as lube for a dildo to the arse instead. So, just accept the fact we're all fucking crazy, and find the asshole or bitch for you if you must, for right now, until you grow the fuck up, instead of whining about how the other gender is "all the same". And don't come crying back to the right people when you grow your brain and realize the facts of life. Because guess what? Those right people already grew a brain and they know better than to give you a second chance. If not, then you're obviously a pussy more concerned with settling on finding something to hate rather than taking the responsibility to make yourself happy.
The things you think will make you happy right now are not. That's how I know you're an underdeveloped child. AND STOP POSTING YOUR EMOTIONAL SHIT ON FACEBOOK.
- Justin and his hard throbbing cock approve this message.
This is for all the confused LG's and LB's out there. Let me make this clear, in case there's any stupid bitches that think that just saying somebody's prejudice against them as a defence mechanism is going to work, fuck you. It's that simple, fuck you, this isn't against females or males.If you try and even imply that, you're exactly the kind of person that should not be reading this and you need to just fuck right off.
Everything's so oversaturated by these little teenage girls who think that all males should be as devoted as this Romeo image sold by fairy tales like Twilight and those other cunt suck dick lick masturbatory aid films and books and TV and fucking EVERYTHING in mainstream media. Oh, what's that? You saw some guy on another girl's Tumblr page of some cute teeny bopper boy holding up a sign saying you're beautiful? Well, if you honestly believe anything these pussy pandering pricks say to try and get inside your Walmart slut panties then it would appear euthanasia is a great future choice for you. But shit, if you're one of those people you're not paying attention right now, you've already passed me off as a 'hater' or a sexist. Anyway, back to the point. If all you want is a nice guy who treats you nice, I should probably say go for a nice guy right? FUCK THAT. You won't. You friendzoned them anyways. And you will find some way to rationalize it.
"Those guys are boring" or "just my friend" or "I'm not attracted to him" or "he's such a nice guy", which would all probably fit extremely well with your moronic shallow attitude and objections. And those mythical Disney fairy tales you claim to want...well, those would be the guys to come the closest to that. But we all know if they were jerks, or already taken, or even gay, or not interested in you, you'd be all over them. Or even worse, you try to keep them on the back-burner just in case you don't find someone better. That is the ultimate cunt move. Also, you think douches who think that the fact they can actually string together a cohesive lie makes them nice? Nope. Being hurt by a girl in their past makes them nice? DOUBLE NOPE. Being used and abused by cunts does, however, make them assholes in the long run. That much is true.
So really, there's nothing you can do. Other than not being a stupid cunt looking for somebody that's been sold to you by someone elses story. Or your pathetic and destructive quest to find "the perfect package" LOL. Grow up. Stop looking for something that you think you want. Are human beings now a commodity like cars and cellphones? I won't even begin to explain the words "love" and "soul" to you. Your superficial plastic brains would melt into oblivion if I even attempted it.
Maybe, you know, try finding somebody that makes you happy? Yeah, that oughta work you completely brain dead crustacean cunts and pricks. Hey GUYS, do you pass off girls cuz they have small tits? Small ass? Too fat? Hey GIRLS, do you pass off guys cuz they're not tall enough? Rich enough? Or whatever-it-is-you-think-they-aren't-enough? You ARE the problem in the world if that's really how shallow you are. Sorry if my words are being incredibly insensitive. But whatev, they're the fucking truth and this is supposed to be an offensive post so suck it up like my cock. Now, are you ready for the reality check?
Let me ask you, what would happen if you found the person you think is so-called "perfect" from a purely shallow physical perspective and convince yourself to fall in love with them, and then that person gets in one big car accident and is deformed for life? WHAT WOULD YOU DO, IDIOTS? Would you stay with them forever, or would you look for something "better"? Be fucking honest! What the hell kind of relationship are you really in? Nothing on the outside matters, period. If you believe it does matter and rationalize it, good fucking luck. I feel sorry for your pathetic life.
Oh, and you had your heart broken when you were a whole fifteen years old? Oh shit, I apologize profusely and let me bring a tissue for your make up caked eyes. Of course by tissue I mean a four foot needle to maybe inject some fucking common sense into your head.
So here, relationship advice from Justin. Give up. If you want relationship advice, give up. Because you're not enough of a person yet to realize that it's going to take a lot of time and a lot of ball ache. Like wtf are you even doing trying to be in a relationship at your age anyways?? Under 25? STOP IT. Oh, one interesting side note, about ninety percent of nice guys are just the same as dicks, except intelligent enough to lie to you, so you hear what you want. You're damn fucking right most guys are dicks, just like most women are cunts. So as a species we balance out pretty well, let's just hope we can breed out you dumb fuck bitches and pricks who seem to be becoming all the more common.
OH, and where am I in all this? Shit, wouldn't you like to know. No I kid, I'm just a cunt watching from the sidelines who just seems more intelligent than he really is because what he says gets seen by more people than normal OR maybe really is more intelligent because other guys are too afraid to speak up in front of you. But see, IDGAF. You judge, I laugh. I know a real person when I see one. It ain't most of you.
Dry up your tears over some prick or bitch fucking you over, and use it as lube for a dildo to the arse instead. So, just accept the fact we're all fucking crazy, and find the asshole or bitch for you if you must, for right now, until you grow the fuck up, instead of whining about how the other gender is "all the same". And don't come crying back to the right people when you grow your brain and realize the facts of life. Because guess what? Those right people already grew a brain and they know better than to give you a second chance. If not, then you're obviously a pussy more concerned with settling on finding something to hate rather than taking the responsibility to make yourself happy.
The things you think will make you happy right now are not. That's how I know you're an underdeveloped child. AND STOP POSTING YOUR EMOTIONAL SHIT ON FACEBOOK.
- Justin and his hard throbbing cock approve this message.
Do you date based on outside appearances?
Judging and choosing a person by their skin colour or body style or profession is like walking onto a car lot and buying the lemon because you think it "looks good in red".
The outside packaging has zero relevance to the heart and soul of a human being, which are the ONLY things that matter in a true relationship bond. Ever looked into someone's eyes and felt a real connection? That feeling makes everything about them beautiful, the heart is completely blind to the colour of the paint job outside or how many cupholders are included.
And one wonders why there are so many unhappy, superficial relationships....people who are more concerned what their friends think of who they're dating rather than actually feeling love in their hearts. People that try to compete with others to get someone, someone they wouldn't have been interested in otherwise. I feel very sad for those types....they're on a constant unattainable quest to find someone who they think has everything they're supposedly looking for.
What people "want" is 100% their own perception, they choose what they think they want and use it as an excuse to judge and compare people to no end. This is an emotionally destructive behaviour that can only end in sorrow. I blame some of this on Western society's influence, which has basically brainwashed the younger generation to think of people as "products"....that they should "go shopping" and look for "deals" and "the best styles" for their next boyfriend/girlfriend.
Literally, people have become nothing more than shiny possessions to show off to their friends and pretend they're happy. I cannot understand that, I've never looked at my girlfriends as being "arm candy" or someone to "show off". What a disgusting society we live in if that's the case! I chose my girlfriends because I loved them (a word many young people don't understand), I adored them, and I share a bond with them that is far beyond clothing, bodies, or friends judgments. If you love someone, that is all that matters. Those that get it, will always be happy. Those that don't will continue chasing non-existent fairy tale lifestyles and keep feeding their own egos until the day they die with a tear in their eye.
Can't really say I'm surprised that divorce rates are as high as 50% in some states/provinces for marriages that begin under the age of 30 in North America. Can you?
And one wonders why there are so many unhappy, superficial relationships....people who are more concerned what their friends think of who they're dating rather than actually feeling love in their hearts. People that try to compete with others to get someone, someone they wouldn't have been interested in otherwise. I feel very sad for those types....they're on a constant unattainable quest to find someone who they think has everything they're supposedly looking for.
What people "want" is 100% their own perception, they choose what they think they want and use it as an excuse to judge and compare people to no end. This is an emotionally destructive behaviour that can only end in sorrow. I blame some of this on Western society's influence, which has basically brainwashed the younger generation to think of people as "products"....that they should "go shopping" and look for "deals" and "the best styles" for their next boyfriend/girlfriend.
Literally, people have become nothing more than shiny possessions to show off to their friends and pretend they're happy. I cannot understand that, I've never looked at my girlfriends as being "arm candy" or someone to "show off". What a disgusting society we live in if that's the case! I chose my girlfriends because I loved them (a word many young people don't understand), I adored them, and I share a bond with them that is far beyond clothing, bodies, or friends judgments. If you love someone, that is all that matters. Those that get it, will always be happy. Those that don't will continue chasing non-existent fairy tale lifestyles and keep feeding their own egos until the day they die with a tear in their eye.
Can't really say I'm surprised that divorce rates are as high as 50% in some states/provinces for marriages that begin under the age of 30 in North America. Can you?
Mandatory Offensive Post of the Week Round 2
What the hell. I feel extra offensive this week. DON'T GET BUTTHURT WHILE I CRY MYSELF SILLY FROM LAUGHTER.
