Marriage Blues

A Father/Son Moment

A little boy was walking through the store with his father when he spotted the condom section. The boy then asked his father, "What are these?". The father explained what condoms were for and how they were used.

Then the little boy pointed at a package and asked, "Why are there three in this box?". The father replied, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." The little boy then proceeded to point to another package and ask, "Why are there six in this box?". The father replied, "Those are for college boys. Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

Still wanting to know more, the boy pointed at a third box and asked, "Why are there twelve in this box?". With a tear in his eye, his father looked at him and said, "Son, those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....."